Warez, Free software, free Warez, crack the code, passwords and cracks. These will sound like a load of weird new stuff to the most of us. However these are the ways that people acquire illegal software.
Okay, Okay I am no saint. I have over the years had pirated software on my machine but this is my point. I could save you all a lot of time and energy by saying forget it. You cannot beat a piece of registered, help line available, manual included software.
Go off if you want and go through the hundreds of XXXX rated sites to get a bit of free software. I've been there it is no joy believe me get a true copy.