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Jesus Christ and your acne

Submitted by Danny

The best way to cure acne is to allow our Lord and Saviour into our lives. By living in a personal relationship with Jesus Christ and having faith to believe that he can do miracles in you, if you ask from the bottom of your heart, your acne will be cure. Jesus is a miralce worker, and loves everyone of us...


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are you kidding Comments By: Anon
Are you joking? Having a personal connection with jesus will not do any justice to anybody's skin. That's like saying that if you let god into your life your bosoms will grow and not sag or that you will grow taller and be slender like a model. And also didn't god create you in his own likeness so if you have acne he wouldn't care because he would likes you just the way you are. This was a horrible "tip" this is only good for giving someone a laugh.
 
... Comments By: ATHEIST
he is serious and that is very very sad. I hope you get hit in the head and realize that non of that s__t exists think rationaly do you really belive there is a person that knows everything you do in your life and will send you to "HELL" if you break a rule but dont forget he "loves you" so being sent to "Hell" is like his version of a parents timeout ? Get a clue =/ your wasting your energy praying when you could be working on making your life better by reading things that make sense and can be proven to be TRUE. YOU have a nice day.
 
Praise the Lord Comments By: tada
The first two people who have given their negative ratings are definitely atheists and do not believe in the power of the Lord to heal.God has answered many of my prayers..He's the Creator of this Earth,who are you to say that He cannot do this simple thing?He is the God of all Miracles,the God of Wonders....
 
CRAZY Comments By: naty
DUDE UR CRAZY...WHAT ARE U SAYING?? MAN ITS PEOPLE LIKE THIS THAT GIVE OTHER RELIGIOUS PEOPLE BAD NAMES. I THINK GOD HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THEN GET RID OF SOMEONES ACNE. AND IF HE COULD WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY PEOPLE WITH ACNE AROUND??
 
Only one thing I can say about this: Comments By: Gloopenhagen
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
 
NICE!! Comments By: han
Uh huh! I agree!!! .. that's the best way to get rid of pimples/acne!! AMEN!
 
jesus does not equal zapzit. Comments By: KJ
wow... i don't know what's sadder, the person who wrote the tip, or the people who commented on it and agreed with him. just because you're christian, it doesn't mean you have to be retarded as well, people! it's very nice that you have such a strong faith in your god, but it's impossible for anything other than a chemical change to your body to cure acne. when are people going to understand that there's a difference between having faith and just lacking common sense?
 
Oh may god. Comments By: Kristin.
Wow. That was in-fact the most retarded thing i have ever heard. I hate you. You're crazy. Now 'god' can't even save you you're so far from sane. Now please, go get cancer and leave people alown with all your 'god' rant.
 
AGREE WITH FIRST COMMENTOR Comments By: Sara
I definately agree with whoever made the first comment....because yes i am a christian and have let God into my life, a long long time ago, and i pray often and, well...He hasnt helped me with my skin problems, and He is not going to make you or I or anyone just the way we want to be....praying to God for clearer skin for the benefit of yourself is not only selfish but stupid. That's like praying to God for a perfect body or something.

I'm sorry to whoever made this "tip", but God is not going to solve this non-lifethreatening personal problem of yours or any other problem for that matter...but i DO think it is best for EVERYONE to let God into their lives.

 
His Tip Comments By: Terry
I may not agree w/ his tip but I wouldn't go off saying a bunch of mean things like "go get cancer" All he was trying to go was help you, and I'm not christain but still its just rude to say all those mean stuff!!!
 
LMAO Comments By: robert
This was a great joke. Thank you for creating this. But its not helping anyone, and I feel this topic should be deleted. Its non-sense propaganda. Stop trying to promote your religon on other people with lies! lol
 
use common sense people Comments By: personwithbrain
ok,ive heard alot of stupid things in my life, but this one definetly takes the cake. Im not athiest and i dont worship satan or anything like that.

I just have enough common sense to listen to the people called 'doctors'. To see thier opinion on it. If you want to get rid of acne,then your time would be better spent cleaning your face with cleasers that work and that are recommended by a dermotologist instead of praying.

People always say,"Oh she lived,its a miracle". I hate to break it to you but it wasnt a miracle...its called medical science.

 
HA! Comments By: ivan
first i want to say that it is the mot ridiculus thing ive heard second if you really believe pretty much anything will work because your mind makes it so
 
Jesus can do all things...... Comments By: Tina
Just want to tell you that Jesus can do anything He wants to. How about the young man who just got a brand new heart after a young girl prayed for him .you can laugh, but his family is rejoicing,and his Doctor is shocked. my friend prayed and when they opened her up , the Doctor couldn't believe she had new kidneys....so God creates and also re-creates...what is so difficult about a problem like acne? He wants us to ask Him for even the smallest problem that we have and He will answer it..I believe that it can be done and that nothing is impossible with God.I was prayed for and every pain in my body vanished.I BELIEVE.....AMEN and AMEN
 
Guys it's not that crazy Comments By: Rylan
Guys I know it sounds prety crazy what he's sayin. But think about it!! God created us right.. OK so God also created everything in and outside of us right.

So I suppose that would mean God also created acne and of course we have to suffer with things like this because we are all born into sin.

Think about your life for a minute OK. Do you consider yourself a good person? ok think about what you base that on...why are you a good person? Now think if you have ever stole something before... even if it was small...

Ok so I know most of us say yes including myself.. so what does that make you? What are you called? A theif right..ok so how about a lie? Have you ever told a lie.. I know I have, and what would you be called? A liar right.. allright now Jesus said whoever looks at a woman with Lust has already committed adultary with her in his heart.

So have any of you ever looked at another person with Lust??? I know I'm guilty of it. So by my own admission and yours we are all lieing,thiefing, adulters at heart. And those are just 3 of the ten commandments. Now when we stand before God and if He judges us based on His ten commandments on judgement day.. do you think you'd be innocent or guilty?? I know I'd be guilty!!

I don't know about you guys but I know that I don't want to take the chance on losing out of receiving what God says He has planned for those who will follow Him. I know none of us want to receive the things God says He has waiting for those who choose not to follow Him. So think about your life for a moment..... is it worth it to give God a chance and ask His Son Jesus to forgive you for all the lieing, stealing, and the list goes on.. of sins that we are all guilty of.

I think the cool thing about it all is that God gives us our own free will to decide if we are going to follow Him or to follow the wickedness of the world. The choice is up to you guys. I hope you guys examen you hearts seriously for a minute and think about you life and the things you've done and make a decision if you want to continue your life the way of the world (Lets not forget that the Bible says once we are born into the world our father is satan, and it's not until we receive Jesus into our hearts that satan no longer has a hold on us...only if we let him)

I know you may think alot of people give God a bad name and you are all exactly right on that, but why are you so worried about what someone else is saying or confusing the world with. All confusion comes from satan and he'll use anyone he can (of course only those who aren't living for God) unless you give satan a hold on your life)

The Bible makes it pretty clear that God will give us all the desires of our heart but of course our desires change once we are living for Him so if acne is a huge obstacle in your life and if it bothers you that much... then give it to God because God is bigger than it sounds like a lot of you think He is. If God created the acne don't you think that He can make it clear up.

Think about it... if God didn't care then your heart, your breathing, and many other amazing things about us wouldn't work. The Bible says "you have not because you ask not" God just wants a relationship with you and if just take the time to ask Him for something as silly as clearing up your acne.. then you bet He cares enough to help you out!!!! But first you have to ask for His help.

I pray God reveals Himself to you guys and help you understand that we all have wicked hearts and that He can help us no matter what it is or no matter how unrealistic it may sound. You guys are all awesome!!!

Thanks for taking the time to listen

 
OMG!!! Comments By: Rachie
I believe in Jesus but accepting him into your heart should not have anything to do with acne!
 
....? Comments By: Anon
Ok,if God was going to get rid of acne anyway,then why would he create it in the first place?
 
Huh? Comments By: BrunettesTakeOver
This is the craziest cure for acne I have ever heard in my life. Okay, there's nothing wrong with believing in Jesus but, come off it. Why are Christians always using any means possible to spread their word? I mean this is an acne tip forum. Are you saying that if we believe in Jesus, he will cure our acne? Or is it that we all have acne because we are all sinners? This is so stupid!
 
THINK OF IT THIS WAY Comments By: Johnny M.
Ok ok, i know that praying to god for the perfect body r somthing aint gonna happen. But a lotta people find acne to be a sort of skin diease. I don't have anything bad to say to ya if u pray for clear skin, but i think u should pray for the Lord to give you strength to get you through these tough times that u have to go through with your acne. I know its hard to go to school with huge red bumps on your nose and its hard to go out on a saturday night like that. But you gotta make an effort to clearing your face and cant leave it all upon god, because one person said this also, god made you and he loves you just the way you are, he does not see anything wrong with you.
 
you need tobe worrying about more improtant things Comments By: anon
God is real and He made us, so He could certainly clear up acne. but you need to take into concideration that He is not there to get rid of a zit that we worry about! if someone truely belives in Him, and worships Him, then they would know that He is not there to deal with our stupid acne problems! if you are not religious and do not belive in Him, you cannot just decide one day that you want your acne gone so you are going to pray to God and expect Him to get rid of it for you! He is very capeable of this but in this case you are using Him to get rid of your acne, and that is definately not going to work! overall statement: do not "use" God, but worship him and love him.
 
I can't believe this... Comments By: ANON
Haahahahah! All you guys are losers for commenting on the stupid one! Hahahaha.
 
this is.... Comments By: Lara
just thank God because He create us.......

























Jesus is sad now..

because of your sayings........
whew!

 
que? Comments By: logical atheist
quick question: if all you people believe that the holy trinity will save your skin as long as you have the power of prayer, why in hell are you on this site looking at cures? If you have your wonderful religion that will help you, why are looking for mixtures of egg wites, basil, honey, lemon, neosporin and other crap? Common sense people!!!!! Where did all the logic go?
 
WHAT? Comments By: Linds
Hahaha, oh man. Wasn't expecting that one. Jesus couldn't possibly clear skin for people and I'm sorry , but no.
 
IF YOU BELIEVE Comments By: Anon
Anything is possible with out Lord Jesus Christ. Do not laugh off before trying it yourselves, I did ask for beauty at some stage and now I am the most beautiful woman around. I asked for help in clearing blemishes, they are busy clearing. I checked this site becuase I wanted to read about a product that I bought and prayed for which is now clearing the blemishes. I wish I could give you my before and after photos.
 
This is too funny!!!!! Comments By: MS boy
This is very funny. I know many people who go to church about 3 times a week n its still not helping their acne. Sorry but Jesus have nothing to do wit this.
 
u idiot! Comments By: mr. thisguyscrazy
look, i beleive in god and all that, but I dunt beleive in him taking out zits
 
for all blasphemous people... Comments By: Lovelynne_11
you guys don't have any respect on our religion... if those guys believe, just leave them. what's the big deal if they/we believe that Jesus Christ can cure zits, and you guys don't?
 
Amen Brother Comments By: RoadRunningVixen
Yes Danny. Amen.
 
God's Got You Talking!!! Comments By: Elissa
Yes I believe God can cure acne. But only if you have faith. The Lord moves when you believe in Him. Why can some believe he can move a mountain but he can't move a zit. I tell ya one thing though. No matter if you Believe in God curing acne or not, Danny sure got alot of people thinking about Lord. You go Danny!!!!
 
HE CAN DO IT!! Comments By: Anon
God is able to do exceedingly and abundantly above all you can think or ask according to His power that is at work within us. To God be the glory in the church and in all generations. AMEN. Eph. 3:20
It's funny that because of God this comment got the most HITS! Do not wish bad things on people it has a way of coming full circle. The power of life and death is in your tongue be careful and choose you words wisely.

 
Power of prayer at traffic lights. Comments By: Pharkel Quixwidget
I was late for an appointment yesterday, and Satan kept turning all the traffic lights red. Extremely frustrated, I prayed to God to turn the lights green and it worked EVERY TIME and I barely made it to my appointment on time. I don't want to hear anyone say miracles don't happen. They do all the time.

Hallelujah!

 
You are soo right Comments By: jenny
God can actually clear acne if you have faith in him. If you connect with him he will do wonders, but if you don't want to believe that stinks for you because you could have the perfect chance to clear your acne
 
this is a first Comments By: wisdom
this entire thread is quite interesting. I, too, am a Chrisitian and do believe in the power of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to do any and all things, no matter how great or small. It is impossible to please God without faith. Therefore if you don't believe he can do it for you, then that's you. No on is suggesting that God has so little to do he has time to cure your acne. The suggestion is that God is so powerful that he can take care of all the 'big' stuff and definately take care of a little problem like acne. That is commmon sense. There is nothing he can't do and he is concerned with us and if the problem is cancer,HIV or acne, he can handle it and doesn't laugh at the fact that you came to him with your problem. He fixes it and that is the truth and for those who haven't trusted God, you have nothing to say about those who have and do and have gotten results. God is nothing to be played with so be cautious at how you respond. Don't say the first thing that comes to mind just because you think it sounds cute or funny. Instead you should pray for some wisdom, knowledge and understanding so maybe you,too, can one day testify to Gods'power working in your life.
 
believe Comments By: emily
at first i was a bit skeptical also, but i prayed to God and Jesus an din the morning, my blemisjes were a lot better., believe in God and trust in him
 
hahaaaaaaaaaahah Comments By: nadine
hahaha say what you want to say........but that sir is the funnest thing i have eva read
father sun holy spirit
xoxoxoxo

 
Selfish, selfish danny Comments By: dawn
Asking jesus to clear your acne is a very selfish thing to ask. Shouldn't you pray for other people who have bigger problem (famine, war) than pesky acne?
 
Clearly you don't suffer with acne Comments By: TF
I believe that Christ can do all things. The Bible says all we need is faith the size of mustard seed that will allow us to say "move mountain". Get out of my way! Those of you who believe the writer is "selfish" in asking God to clear his face of acne have obviously never suffered with it before. I don't mean a few zits after a night of binge drinking or not getting enough rest. I am talking about painful cystic acne that scars your face, bleeds, and makes you feel badly about yourself and your appearance. I'm talking about breaking out in painful sores even after you've cut from your diet meat, milk, fatty and spicy foods, and all the other things the doctors talk about.

So, all of you who suffer, don't listen to the naysayers. Allow your faith (after you've done all YOU can) to lead you to Jesus' healing touch. The woman with the issue of blood was healed by just touching the hem of His garment.

Why don't you pray with me that TODAY will be the last time you have to endure this physically and emotionally painful disease.

 
Nothing is impossible for God Comments By: Liv
I don't think that prayer for healing your acne is selfish. For one, Jesus healed many skin diseases, remember that guy with leprosy? I know that I pray for God to heal my acne, but i ALSO pray that he gives me the hope and faith to trust in Him, and give it up to Him. God doesn't want people to be unhappy, he wants to give you the desires of your heart. So I want to say thank you to Danny for having the brave, faithful heart to post this topic. :)
 
LMAO Comments By: stephanie
If you ask me there are more needed miracles like peace on earth, ending world hunger, and saving innocent children from war and prostitution. I prayed every night to God to solve my problems. Only we can be the ones to change the things we want changed. As far as acne is concerned yeah it sucks i should know. but everyone grows out of it.
 
Delight yourself in the Lord and He will give you the desires of your heart.(psalm37:4) Comments By: Louan
I admire you for your wisdom Danny.A relationship with God does make all the difference in this world.Jesus draws all men to himself the saved and unsaved-look how many fish you caught with the word at TipKing! All in the name of overactive oily sebacious glands.(LOL)If you eat alot of junk it will show up on the outside 1.A change in diet helps -eat more veggies and fruits.2.Throw out the softdrinks and bring in the water to quench your thirst.Put down the remote and exercise.It helps alot.Be proactive Use proactive.Happy Trails To You All
 
To A Certain Someone Comments By: :-)
For the person who said "Go get cancer" to the tip leaver. I'll have you know, I think you are very rude. First of all, my mom just died of cancer last year, and you should never wish it on anyone. I was 19 and it was devastating. And I do believe in God, and just because you don't, doesn't mean you have to put your two cents in. Quite frankly, I don't think this tip applies to anyone who doesn't have any interest, so all you had to do was click tht little "back" button and have been on your way. But no, you had to be an ignorant little high schooler that hasn't quite grown up yet. Here's a tip from me to you. Grow up, learn a little respect, and learn that you aren't as cool as you think you are. And yes, when all of us believers are in Heaven, and you are rotting in Hell, I must say.... I don't think I will be saddened for obnoxious poeple like you. Thank you. Have a nice day :-)
 
JESUS DOES CURE ACNE Comments By: Paul
Yes it's true...
he did for me

THE main thing is you have to stop sinning.
> for me it was lusting and pornography stuff
I used to sit around and lust and sin all day...
and my face was SOOO bad...
I was afraid to show my face in public...
But it makes sense really cause with that bad stuff I was doing I shouldnt have been showing my face at all...

BOTTOM LINE___________
YOU PUT FILTH IN THE BODY... IT WILL COME OUT ON THE SURFACE...

Your body and God is telling you something by the acne.

Start living right, happy, healthy, get out a lot and do things GOD's WAY and I gaurantee you the Acne will be GONE very soon!!!!!!!!


 
yes im a christian Comments By: bekah
i believe in God, and i think if God worked in ways of curing our acne.. no christians would have ance, or be over weight, or have crooked teeth, or big feet, or anything like that. is God powerful enough? YES. But if i asked God to make me perfect i would have a hard time not becoming vain and focused on beauty. theres so many bigger things to pray about. dont you think its rather selfish to pray about a little red bump on your face? Jesus is my rock and savior.. not face clenser or fashion advisor.
 
yeh Comments By: carissa
no i dont think shes kidding cuz it did cut mine in half so no she is not kiding thanks
 
WITH GOD NOTHINGS IMPOSSIBLE Comments By: GRACE
I HAVE ACNE BUT I BELIEVE GOD CAN CURE IT!!!HE HAS ALREADY CLEARED MINE UP A BUNCH AND I THANK HIM SOO MUCH FOR THAT!GOD IS LOVE AND HE WORKS IN AMAZING WAYS.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE FOR IT TO HAPPEN....

 
Totally ridiculous .... Comments By: Peter
People have been locked up for less but when you call it religion you can say or think whatever you want lol ... this is totaly hilarious ... and he probably is still running loose lol
 
God created us ?????? Comments By: Peter
God didn't create us come onnnnnnn, your mommie and daddie did ... The only thing God is good at is letting little children die with cancer, that's how good he realy is ... God works in misterious way's ... yeah ok lol, in my book he deserves the electric chair.
 
Jesus my healer!!! Comments By: Christa
"YES" This is so true..Yes Jesus came to set the captives free, to heal the broken hearted, to allow the blind to see, and also see that the lame do walk..He does my hair, make-up, He dresses me..He keeps me and this body in Nice shape..His Holy presence changes all things includeing your (Breast). Gods ways are to bring us into relationship with Him.. His plan was for us to not have the worries of broke out skin and saggy breast.. I was sick with 2 diseases and was told by doctors there was no helping me.. I was 22 years old, lived every day for my self..Not only did God save my broken heart, raise up my soul, But He also gives me daily the desires of my heart..These desires include newness and sound mind also newness of body..We have our part but God does His part when we allow Him to...Any where from hair or toes it does'nt matter God IS the ultimate Healer...His word is power, We are ealed by His pain..Its true..
Christa

 
I think you should put things into perspective... Comments By: Sam
No wonder there are so many children starving in Africa or Parents with young children who are dying of Cancer and no wonder there are murderers and rapists on the loose. God has been too busy curing peoples acne and changing traffic lights to green for people who are late for meetings then to intervene. It all makes sense now, no wonder there are so many bad things happening in this world, God has just been too busy fixing the lives of 'real' Christians with minor ailments/worries/annoyances then to sort out any of the real issues in the world. Maybe some of the people who have 'found God' and 'let him into your lives' should be praying for the people in this world who have real problems and real pain instead of focusing on yourselves with your petty problems that come with everyday life.
 
i love baby jesus Comments By: BabyJesusRocks
dear baby jesus, i don't have problems with my skin, but i do wish for bigger boobs, how often & how long do i need to pray & go to church for this? this makes me wonder...do nuns have perfect skin & the best boobs? thank you baby jesus.
 
It works after a while Comments By: Ronald
I had really bad acne when I was about 17 years old. I was also a hardcore atheist and hated my parents who were always telling me to go to church and dragging me to their Bible studies. Girls used to laugh at me and call me zitface.

Then my parents took me aside on day and said that Jesus used his powers to heal the sick back in his day and he still does today. They bought me a special acne cream that was blessed by their priest.

They told me every night I had to pray to Jesus to cure my acne and rub the cream on my face. After the first two bottles I didn't think the prayer would ever work, but when I got past the third and opened the fourth, my acne was gone! When I first realized my skin was clear, I got down on my knees sobbing and accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior right there and then. It was the happiest moment of my life. Amen!!

 
I basically agree with Sam Comments By: Verena
Jesus tells us we can ask for anything in His name. And God is not limited by time or space, so helping someone's acne does not interfere with feeding the hungry or healing the sick. However, I'd go for visiting a dermatologist, saying a brief prayer for the acne, and saying many prayers for a closer relationship with God, who will make you a lot less concerned about the acne.
 
omg Comments By: sick of stupid people
you are so dumb..not to mention pathetic

yes go bow down you christ.. tell him to zap me....

death to acne, acnes the devil!

well have fun with your fulfilling life of worshiping something that doesnt exsist

 
jesus is one cool person Comments By: alexi
respect the big man guys!
jesus can do anythng ... but only if he wants to.
all u people hu think thiz dude is gay and freaky,
dont be mean! he is allowed to say what he likes k?

and curse u ple to a life wih bad acne for being judgemental.
:P

.

 
yup! Comments By: Jessica Lynn
Amen. Danny, you are totally right. my whole lifestyle changed when i accepted Him into my life. With God, all things are possible.
 
Speaking as a Christian... Comments By: Rosa Vernal
Jesus was a carpenter, not a dermatologist.

While I'm convinced that faith is the cure to all ills, I don't think that's literal. I'm pretty sure Jesus has better things to do than cure your freaking acne.

Try some Proactive instead.

 


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